Jokes
What do you call Batman and Robin after being rolled over by a steamroller?
- Flatman and Ribbon
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Why did the bike fall?
- Because it was two tyred!!!
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Why did the euro cross the road?
- Because it was cent.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
- 'cos the chicken wasn't invented!!
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What's white and goes 'Ah, ah, ah'?
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What has green hair and runs through the forest?
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A man was sitting down on his sofa when he heard a knock on the door and answered it. There before him was an 8ft bug. It hit him so hard he went through the roof. He went to hospital and the doctor said 'yeah, there's a nasty bug going around!'
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What part of a fish weighs the most?
- The scales!
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What can't you have for breakfast?
- Dinner and lunch!
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Which month do soldiers hate?
- March!
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Who didn't invent the aeroplane?
- The Wrong Brothers!
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What's the most important thing to remember about chemistry?
- Never lick the spoon!
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What did the water say to the boat?
- Nothing, it just waved!
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What's pink and fluffy?
- Pink Fluff!
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Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
- They taste funny!
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What did the woman say when she walked into the bar?
- Ouch!!
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What day do fish hate most?
- Friday!
by Alan and Stephen
